choosing an audition monologue practice works...
choosing an audition monologue practice worksheet\nmonologue two: stupid is just 4 2day by lindsay price; character: trombone, male teen\ntrombone: so im standing in front of the whole school. its some world environment, world recycling, some kind of save the world kind of day. im supposed to read a poem. a save the world poem. i really hate save the world poems. the only reason im in the environment club to start with is because my parents said, join more clubs. youll get into a better school if you look like youre well - rounded. they didnt say i was well - rounded. i just have to look like i am. so, whatever. im in the environment club, but i hate the people in the environment club. theyre very serious about the environment. its not a fun club. its very much a the earth is dying kind of club. every day the earth is dying. every day. which i know we should be concerned about the earth. but couldnt we be concerned and eat a burger at the same time? every once in a while? but im a trooper. no one can say i dont troop. so i start reading the stupid save the world poem. and i can see my friends out of the corner of my eye, off to the side. laughing. i try to turn so i cant see them. but i still hear them. i dont want to be laughed at because my parents made me join the environment club. so i fart. loudly. right in the middle of the poem. right in the middle of the assembly. its a spectacular fart. one of my best. (pause he grins) im not in the environment club any more.\n1. what makes the monologue interesting?\n2. how would this monologue showcase an actors skills?\n3. does this monologue fit the play youre auditioning for (jealousy jane)? why or why not?\n4. does this monologue fit any of the characters from jealousy jane? why or why not?\n5. is this piece a good audition monologue? why or why not?